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Original Song Title:

"Walk Like An Egyptian"

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Parody Song Title:

"Walk Like An Illegal"

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The Lyrics

requested by my dad! I was wondering what I could do with the title he suggested, "Walk Like An Illegal." and then it hit me, write it from the perspective of the uber-pc, self-hating, white liberals, who like to claim that our president is violent, while going out to riot and... cause violence... huh... anyway, please enjoy!
all that old pain does is spell doom
for poor mexicans, don't you know
hope that they move quick (Jose, go!)
I hate my white kind, I'm liberal!

oh, that bizarre man, in denial
he used his money, I would bet
poor little childs (Jose, go!)
will be snatched up from their parents, yet!

foreign types, who’s skin is not white pay
Jose, no way, no way, Jose!
Walk Like An Illegal

the blind, white, racists take away
the rights of all those who they abhor
tell them to move (Jose, go!)
let's not build a wall, open a door

all mexicans get dirty looks
let's like, be punks and make our demands
we're the only ones (who deserve)
a right to free speech, boo the white man!

mexicans getting picked on, they say
Jose, no way, no way, Jose!
Walk Like An Illegal

marching feet, up the street, in protest
of a man, so racist/sexist
life's hard ya know (Jose, go!)
for non-white folk, who are just the best!

better go hide from all the cops
you don't look white, you'll surely be stopped!
our song and dance (Trump must go!)
as we hold clubs, marching down the block

won't you listen, please? warned again
the party, right, helped by Kremlin!
I think we all know (say not so!)
the only way Trump beat our woman!

all the ICE agents, who ain't nice say
Jose, no way, no way, Jose!
Walk Like An Illegal
Walk Like An Illegal
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - October 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Well stated Jon- 555!
Jonathan - October 13, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thanks, mate!

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