-> "Walk Like An Illegal"
Original Song Title:
"Walk Like An Egyptian"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Walk Like An Illegal"
The Lyrics
all that old pain does is spell doom
for poor mexicans, don't you know
hope that they move quick (Jose, go!)
I hate my white kind, I'm liberal!
oh, that bizarre man, in denial
he used his money, I would bet
poor little childs (Jose, go!)
will be snatched up from their parents, yet!
foreign types, who’s skin is not white pay
Jose, no way, no way, Jose!
Walk Like An Illegal
the blind, white, racists take away
the rights of all those who they abhor
tell them to move (Jose, go!)
let's not build a wall, open a door
all mexicans get dirty looks
let's like, be punks and make our demands
we're the only ones (who deserve)
a right to free speech, boo the white man!
mexicans getting picked on, they say
Jose, no way, no way, Jose!
Walk Like An Illegal
marching feet, up the street, in protest
of a man, so racist/sexist
life's hard ya know (Jose, go!)
for non-white folk, who are just the best!
better go hide from all the cops
you don't look white, you'll surely be stopped!
our song and dance (Trump must go!)
as we hold clubs, marching down the block
won't you listen, please? warned again
the party, right, helped by Kremlin!
I think we all know (say not so!)
the only way Trump beat our woman!
all the ICE agents, who ain't nice say
Jose, no way, no way, Jose!
Walk Like An Illegal
Walk Like An Illegal
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