All the Soviet targets were doomed
They were demolished, don'cha know?
All over Sevastopol (16 km-away-Oh)
48 shots in a row, the fortifications all fell like dominos

And then the huge Gustav cannon was sent back to Essen
Re-lined barrel, fired 300 shots
4.73 ton projectiles, range- 29 miles (Far-away-Oh)
The officials at Krupp could only smile

German troops servicing the Giant sing:
Right-on-right-on-right-on-target-on-target...
Firing the 800mm Kanone

Meanwhile the Dora was on her way
Sent to Stalingrad to make war
But she had to move (Far-away-Oh)
As Soviet counterattacks grew closer

Gustav and Dora then disappeared
The Soviet targets they could not get near
Then something was weird (Taken-away-Oh)
They dismantled the 800mm Kanone

All the German engineers say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-overweight...
Firing the 800mm Kanone

It had taken 1500 men
Three weeks to assemble each cannon
Further more each cannon weighed 1500 tons
Under a Generalmajor (Underway-Oh)
That’s an incredible 3 million lbs!!!

By May 1945,
Both the guns had been chopped
into pieces and scattered (No-Way-No)
Found in Bavaria and the Leipzig area

All the German engineers with their plans
Came up with a 520mm version
The Lange Gustav (118 mile range-Oh)
A Cross-Channel bombardment gun

But that was never meant to be, sing:
Way-no-way-no-way-no air protection...
(They missed)
Firing the 800mm Kanone
Firing the 800mm Kanone