The cold in the city in the wintertime makes you freeze off your balls
You lick a pole and your tounge sticks like superglue on the walls
You put on warm woolen mittens hat and socks and underwear
Before you go out (Oh Ay Oh) you're dressing up like a polar bear
When you walk you just shuffle slowly (Wayo Wayo Wayo Wayo)
Walk like a penguin
In December snow plows they're all going up and down the street
You try to smile (Oh Ay Oh) But all your looking for is heat
The Power bill goes unpaid for a month then they cut you off
You're stranded now (Oh Ay Oh) feeling just like an icy pop
Standin on the corner freezing (Wayo Wayo Wayo Wayo)
Walk like a penguin
Walk like a penguin
Walk like you've got a stick up your ass and you had a colonectomy
Its hard to go (Oh Ay Oh) One inch at a time down the street
Those Japanese with their sunny weather even at Christmastime
They make you sick (Oh Ay OH) You wanna just move to warmer climbs
Florida would be fine if you like aligators and sweating alot
You wanna go (Oh Ay Oh) to a place where its good and hot
All the time you're shivering (Wayo Wayo Wayo Wayo)
Walk like a penguin
Walk like a penguin