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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Miss It's Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Do They Know It's Christmas"
Original Performer:
Band Aid
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Miss It's Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Andrew Goldish
The Lyrics
This is what you get after watching one too many cheesy commercials with Santa, carolers, and elves.
It's Christmastime:
You have need to be afraid!
It's Christmastime!
For you must know what lies ahead!
An endless stream of Santas,
And a cheesy movie flick
Broadcast all around the world:
It's Christmastime!
I say a prayer:
"Spare me from one more ad
With a snowy polar bear
In an Old Navy hat!"
Yes, in every single window
In every shop selling retail
We see Rudolph advertising
A generic Yuletide sale
With the whole Salvation Army
Ringing wholesale bell abuse
And your neighbor's lighting knocking out
Your fuse!
There's a posse made of carolers on Park Street
A 10-foot spruce is blocking Storrow Drive
How can I overlook
This charming culture nook?
You can't miss it's Christmastime at all!
There's Dick Clark working on his telethon
He's been at in since 1941
You can't miss it's Christmastime at all!
It's...ab...surd (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding)
It's...ab...surd (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding)
It's...ab....surd...you can't miss it's Christmastime (to fadeout)
You have need to be afraid!
It's Christmastime!
For you must know what lies ahead!
An endless stream of Santas,
And a cheesy movie flick
Broadcast all around the world:
It's Christmastime!
I say a prayer:
"Spare me from one more ad
With a snowy polar bear
In an Old Navy hat!"
Yes, in every single window
In every shop selling retail
We see Rudolph advertising
A generic Yuletide sale
With the whole Salvation Army
Ringing wholesale bell abuse
And your neighbor's lighting knocking out
Your fuse!
There's a posse made of carolers on Park Street
A 10-foot spruce is blocking Storrow Drive
How can I overlook
This charming culture nook?
You can't miss it's Christmastime at all!
There's Dick Clark working on his telethon
He's been at in since 1941
You can't miss it's Christmastime at all!
It's...ab...surd (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding)
It's...ab...surd (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding)
It's...ab....surd...you can't miss it's Christmastime (to fadeout)
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