Song Parodies -> "Venus Flytrap"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

"Venus Flytrap"

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The Lyrics

Only The Girls Can See My Venus... Flytrap...

Bought this at a garden shop
Had a really funky name
The plant that ate flies and bugs
Called Venus, that's insane!
I bought it
Yeah, baby, I bought it

Got a Venus
Venus Flytrap
Meat Desire

Well
Got a Venus
I'm inspired
Write a song here

It swallowed down those fireflies
Making this plant a lamp
Sits in a pot in thee sun
You just better watch hands
Ow!!!

I got bit
F**k Planty! I got bit!

See my Venus
It gets longer
When desired

Well
It's my Venus
Never tired
When admired

Venus!

I bought it
Called crazy
But bought it

It's My Venus
Carnivore, ya
No glucose in

Well
It's my Venus
A meat eater
And some water

Got this at a garden shop
All the other plants were lame
The better of palm trees and rose
The Venus woes the dames
Wow!!!

I bought it!
Yeah, baby
I bought it!

It's my Venus
I'll retire
With desire

Well
It's My Venus
Now I'll hire
The best gardener

(The Venus Woes The Dames)

Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it

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Rick C - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Not bad...555

Michael Pacholek - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment

I was hoping this was about the late-night DJ on "WKRP in Cincinnati," played by Tim Reid.

Spaff.com - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment

What - Michaelopedia didn't mention The Shocking Blue? Shocking!
The Venus Flytrap is the coolest plant ever. With the coolest NAME ever. It's about time it got a musical tribute. Nice job, St Matthias. I particularly like the lamp bit.

Matthias - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks... Rick, Mike, and Spaff... May your venuses be long and healthy!

Agrimorfee - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) No one has referenced Little Shop of Horrors yet? Here we go--"FEED ME, MATTHIAS!" :):)

Adagio - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) Pacing a mite off, but very funny..: )

Red Ant - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABCV) Excellent, wish I had thought of this.

Kristof Robertson - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment

A whole greenhouse o' fun! Brilliant work, Matthias. 555

Johnny D - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) Bananarama....ahhh, if ever there was a "group" deserving of parody, such are they! Well done!

stuart mcarthur - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-V) I echo Spaff's incredulity at MP's "shocking" oversight, but a great effort at syllable-matching here, Matthias - 555

Arwen - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC...

Arwen - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Whoopsie Daisy on that last comment...the old 'enter' key got the best of me once again...

Anywho...I wanted to call attention to what I thought was the best verse:

Well
It's my Venus
Never tired
When admired

I like it because, while everyone else might believe that you were talking about the plant...I know that you were talking about me. Or, well, you could have been. Seriously. It would fit.

Matthias - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment

So you're my Arwen now? Sweet! Sorry Mike, and Kristof but she's taken baby!!!

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