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Song Parodies -> "Love Pack"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack"
(MP3)Original Performer:
B-52's
Parody Song Title:
"Love Pack"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
How many more are going to "come" out of the "Wood"work?
All the calls are coming in and now Tiger doesn't grin there's
More girls to his...Love Pack!
Love Pack twelve
He's crashed down his Orlando driveway, clubbed up in a bad getaway
Calling that his pack stays away, pack stay away, head's gotta heal, wife clubbed away,
"I jumped in my car, windshield just got wailed my wife screamin' out loud 'bout my Love Pack."
"Car's a big sizer, it fits all my honeys,
They’re scurrying now to take my hush fund money!"
Tiger's Love Pack, latest news cast disgrace, put-ting in the altogether
Love Pack ladies, Love pack woodies.
Love Pack, needs me,
Wife whacked,
Attacked, clubbed me, eye black
Clubbed me, wrong ball aimed at, Sue me baby, Pack's where I bat
Wife yelled..."Fool"... "I make the rules, keep your jewels from your Love Pack!"
"Or I'll swing way back for the middle of your deal, drop that slutty Love Pack or you're gonna see black!"
One swing and your headless
Tiger's on the driveway
Testies gonna quick torch
Gonna see things my way
His Love Pack now a family disgrace there's more that pulled together
Got whacked baby! Club smacked, hazy! Love pack, ends with that smack!
Love pack, head's gonna splat!
Slugging I'm not missin', swingin' cause you're lovin', everybody comin'
And I'm mad at your coven Your whole pack scurries when all your money's Movin around and aloud and unsound!
Everybody's suing, sponsors now are moving, maybe! Sluts linin' up outside just for pay outs
Family not approvin', Tiger's balls were movin' bogied twelve girls in your pack!
Tiger's loving pack!
Sponsored by Chrysler, deal as big as a whale but that's about to lose sales!
She smashed up his car, no room for his honeys,
So tuck tail now give your wife her money.
Tiger's Love Pack played at a back nine pace laid in the rough on leather,
Love pack ladies, Head smacked diz-zy.
Woods snacked ladies, love pack
Strike back, wifey, love smacked
Oww shoved iron, butt's where it's at
Gang bang thang not with my Tiger! Knock you into next week ladies
Gang sang money's more than your little lovin' Tiger
Girls sang they want more
Press rang not adored Tiger slam bang
It's not?...Message, busted!
Love pack, Tiger's Love pack!
Roof cracked, Tiger's car smacked!
Wife whacked, Tiger's head cracked!
Love pack
How many more in Tiger's Love pack???
Copyright 2009
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It is still amazing to me how many were kept under wraps - as famous as he is. Well written and a fun OS to use.
Wow! Talk about Tiger's favorite "club"! ;D
Thanks, Timmy! Yes, who knows how many more? My guess is he played a FULL EIGHTEEN!!!
He's not out of the woods yet...and my guess is that he's in the bag!!!...555!!!
A "Birdie" of thanks to you, OMR & Leo!!!
Best Tiger parody of yours yet 5s
Thanks, Jack!
He just gets a "birdie"? How about a hole in one.
LOL!!! Thanks 2Eagle!!!
This parody packs a punch! 555
Par excellence! ;)
He's just lucky it's "Love Pack" and not "Love Child" (Diana Ross & Supremes). 555, of "course".
@ FG: There's an old joke about a golfer attempting to satisfy his woman, unsuccessfully, than finally asking in despair, "Just what exactly is par on this hole?"
@ FG: There's an old joke about a golfer attempting to satisfy his woman, unsuccessfully, than finally asking in despair, "Just what exactly is par on this hole?"
A "Master's Jacket" of thanks to you, blackjack, Fiddlegirl, and to TT,LOL!!!!
fab parody..what is the best club to hit your cheating hubby with? some out loud chuckles from me on this one! noteably "Everybody's suing, sponsors now are moving, maybe! Sluts linin' up outside just for pay outs" triple 5 for this one
"green jacket" of thanks to you, tomario!!
SOTM: Excellent song!
Thanks, MG!!!!
Tiger's been getting his golfballs swung at a lot these days and this one is just icing on the cake.
"Hole in one" thanks to you, Matthias!
SOTM: Best TIger related parody i've seen! Excellent job! 555 more in your love pack!
"New Sponsors" and thanks to you, Abbott!
It's like something out of a manga, all he needs is a dude and his harem will be complete!
Thanks, Max!
I don't really know about the newsworthyness of the Tiger story, I mean what guy in his pussition wouldn't have jumped as many models as pussible...
Maybe so, Peter, but it maked for GREAT parody!!! Thanks.
(SOTM) ...this is why I should watch/read the news more often. I'm very confused as to what this parody is about, but I kinda have an idea, but that idea's not enough. Don't worry, not your fault. It's mine for not caring about news that isn't TF-related.
Thanks, bobpie! I should have given a little summary at the to about the recent exploits of tiger woods...
I don't know too much about the Tiger Woods scandal, but I know enough to give this a 555.
This is a tough, tough song, I've had ideas but never made it through. You did a good job on a timely subject.
a "Birdie" of thanks to DJ & Jeff!
Indeed a tough OS, some short lines, some that go on forever. Favorite was "Sluts linin' up outside just for pay outs". Well played. =)
Not "teed off" with my thanks to you, Red Ant!!
Well he did have it coming ey? Good job on this annoying OS (That's really my opinion of all B-52 songs)
See above!
Mulligans of thanks to Jack & Dave!!!
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