If you see an ad on cable TV that says
15 minutes to the . . Love Boat! Love Boat. Yeah, Yeah.
I'm surfin' through the cable channels, lookin for the love
cruise ship
Heading for the love cruise ship, love cruise ship.
They got a star, his carrer is stale but his still appearing on
the Love Boat.
They got Jamie Farr, he needs the money,
So hurry up, and change it to channel twenty.
The Love Boat is a very old show where he had a guest shot.
Love Boat baby, Love Boat bay-bee.
Love Boat, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where
it's at.
Sign says . . .Woo . . .Obey the pool rules, 'cause Gavin McLoud
rules on the Love Boat!!!
Well here's an episode with Sally Field.
It's a funky old show and they oughta bring it back.

Cameo for an actress.
Cameo for an actor.
Cameo for Sofia Loren.
Cameo for Ernest Borgnine.
The Love Boat is a very old show where he had a guest shot.
Love Boat baby! Love Boat, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to
nothing,
'cause it's good for the neilsons.
They never won an Emmy! They never won an Emmy! Each time they
came around, and around, and around.
Here is Gavin. He's the best captian , Baby!
Folks saying if they could see me now!
Here is Gavin. He's the best captian, Baby!
Funky old show, funky old show!

They got Jamie Farr, his career is stale and he's sea sick and
pale!
They got a star, he needs the money,
So hurry up and change it to channel twenty.
The Love Boat is a very old show where he had a guest shot.
Love Boat baby, Love Boat bay-bee.
Love Boat, that's where it's at. Ooo Love baby, That's where
it's at.
Row, row your boat baby! Down the stream baby!
Row, row your boat baby! Life is but a dream baby!
What boat? . . . The princess.
Love Boat baby, Love Boat, Love Boat. That's where it's at.
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' on the Love Boat.