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Song Parodies -> "Freakin' Topekan"
Original Song Title:
"Turn Up The Radio"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Autograph
Parody Song Title:
"Freakin' Topekan"
Parody Written by:
Phil Össifer
The Lyrics
The board's premier plagiarist, George&GermainBriantFan, was having a complete meltdown over a yearly event in Topeka called Germanfest. From his own comments: "The event practices anti-Zionism, anti-Semitism, xenophobia, misandry & misogyny, homophobia, stereotypes and stupidity, not to mention racism. Don’t ask me how I know, I just assume it is because what else could it possibly penetrate?" So with that in mind...
So what’s this rant I hear from you
shrieking about “foul play”?
You’re on the verge of going berserk
“There’s Nawtsee troops on the way!”
“Germanfest is just plain wrong -
Kansas’s Kristallnacht!”
Everything can be blamed on krauts
Their info needs to be blocked
Burn up my radio
blow up my TV, duct tape my skull
They’ll make a minstrel show
using the members of the Afrikakorps
Watch out now
Lederhosen, chicken dance -
parts of their sinister plots
Once they know you’ve been taken in
they’ll start feeding you brats
Germanfest in summertime?
You know I’m gonna squawk
The retards’ Paul Revere must inveigh
against this “Hollowcaust”
Burn up my radio
Blow up my TV, duct tape my skull
Is there a ratio
between my psychosis and poutragey core?
Turns out my radio
Might be the last thing that I still can control
(Repeat chorus)
Oh, and – “So einfach wie der Tag lang ist”
shrieking about “foul play”?
You’re on the verge of going berserk
“There’s Nawtsee troops on the way!”
“Germanfest is just plain wrong -
Kansas’s Kristallnacht!”
Everything can be blamed on krauts
Their info needs to be blocked
Burn up my radio
blow up my TV, duct tape my skull
They’ll make a minstrel show
using the members of the Afrikakorps
Watch out now
Lederhosen, chicken dance -
parts of their sinister plots
Once they know you’ve been taken in
they’ll start feeding you brats
Germanfest in summertime?
You know I’m gonna squawk
The retards’ Paul Revere must inveigh
against this “Hollowcaust”
Burn up my radio
Blow up my TV, duct tape my skull
Is there a ratio
between my psychosis and poutragey core?
Turns out my radio
Might be the last thing that I still can control
(Repeat chorus)
Oh, and – “So einfach wie der Tag lang ist”
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Yeah, wow, great attempt (“parody” and false narrative). You completely missed the point of my comments about the subject. Yes, it was a bad event that exhibited anti-Zionism, but it hasn’t started Holocaust II (yet) and there was no mass shooting there. Also, I have yet to see your take on the Alex-Weibel/Ed Wynn impersonation incident. I couldn’t help but notice that you failed to mention that here as well, so once again you were paying no attention whatsoever to my commentary on the subject. Sharpen your crayon and try again.
Don’t try and walk it back now. I based the song on your rant about all the evils that result from it even taking place. When did I imply, let alone outright state, that any shootings took place? Oh, that’s right, I didn’t. I did, however, leave a couple treats in there for ya. Didja notice the umlaut over the O in Ossifer? Also, check out my purposeful spelling of Hollowcaust. The rest of the world knew this thing in Kansas was pretty much a non-event as far as diabolical goings-on, but I guess somebody forgot to send you the memo. Lastly, I heard there’s a new radio station in your area (WTFC) that’s going to focus solely on the guy whose interpretation allegedly caused untold thousands to stay away. In light of that, here’s a new word you can play with: apocryphal.
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