And today, Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
That's what this guy's got,
That's what he's got.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

Stalin (Oh)
Stalin has Iraq.
I know it's strange, man,
But that guy's alive, live, live, live, live, live, live, live!

He didn't pass away
On the date they say.
Somehow he managed
To fake his death & trick us.
(Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

He didn't go & die
That's simply a lie.
Somewhere down the line
He mad a getaway.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

We were all wrong, all along, ah, he's not dead
He ran off to the Middle East.
And then one day, he went to Iraq, eh?
He did something and did something and did something.

And now, Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
That's what this guy's got,
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh)
That's what he's got.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh) (Yes, it is!)

Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
I know it's strange, man, (Oooooooooooohhhhhhh)
But that guy's alive, live, live, live, live, live, live, live!

(Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Gone to a land
Covered in sand,
Wracked by conflict.
Why didn't we notice?
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

Oh, like Thorogood,
He understood
What he must do.
He did what he had to.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

Despite the violence & the killing, he took a chance.
So against all odds, he made his start.
And thanks to him, things will be all right, "cause
He did something and did something and did something.

And today Stalin (Ooh)
Stalin has Iraq
That's what this guy's got, (Oh)
That's what he's got, oh! (Oh, oh)

Stalin (Yes, he does)
Stalin has Iraq (Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh)
I know it's strange, man, (Ooh)
But that guy's alive, live, live, live, live, live, live, live!

Stalin (Oh)
Stalin has Iraq (You know it!)
(Now you know it, people!)
Stalin
Stalin has Iraq
(Lovin' it, lovin' it, oh!)

Stalin (How did it happen?)
Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
(On the grave, get Swedish now) (Ooh)

Stalin (Jai alai)
Stalin has Iraq.
(Good, good, yeah. Good, good, good.)
Stalin (echoes)
Has Iraq.