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Song Parodies -> "Three-Way of Chumps"

Original Song Title:

"Freeway of Love"

Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Three-Way of Chumps"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Republican firing squad: form a circle. Face each other. Fire.
Knew you'd be here on AmiRight--
Like the Oscars news: so white!
Lots of votes, no comments,
Guess I must be in your sights, yeah!

You got weak candidates, see:
Looking at the SEC,
I predict
When Trump gets licked
It's a pie cut into three--

GOP's in trouble, might implode--
As the moderates go, go,

Hillary's counting on a Three-Way
Of Chumps,
And their cheap attacks!
This verbal sparring is a Three-Way
With Trump
And a couple of hacks!

Marco and Ted and Don, a Three-Way
Of Chumps,
Time to face the facts--
We're delighted by this Three-Way
Of Chumps,
Time to give 'em the axe!

If there's a split Convention fight,
Sparks are sure to fly!
No one quits, no one bows,
Much less compromise--

Now the party of Lincoln is gone!
Fascist neocons
Chopping us up, far left, far right--
How can we ever pull together as one, huh?

Kasich numbers sinking, way too low--
Droopy Ben, he must go, go,
Come on now, go!!!

We'll be high-fiving 'bout the Three-Way
Of Chumps,
T. Rump leads the pack--
And we'll be watching Super Tuesday
On Fox
With some cheesy snack--

Got money riding on the Three-Way
Of Chumps--
Who'll be first to crack?
We'll be writing 'bout the Three-Way
Of Chumps
Stabbing each other's backs!

Here we go! Roll those eyes!

With three wins and self-confidence supreme,
It appears we are heading for a Convention throw down!
So pop the Kochs, baby, sit back and enjoy it,
A UFC barroom brawl--

Christie's big endorsement, what a blow!
Nikki Haley says, "No! No!
Dammit, Christie, you blew it for us all!"

Cuban Hispanics in a Three-Way
With Trump
Talking major smack--
It's like a gay ménage-a-Three-Way
Of Chumps
Beast has too many backs!

It's like a porno flick called "Three-Way
Of Chumps"
As they ream and pack!
Trump's headlining on this Three-Way
Of Chumps,
KKK's got his back!

And what I want you to do, maybe?
Come over to the left lane,
And let's merge with peace, oh, yeah!
Make the Trump exit, and then say thanks to Bern'!
Come on over to Hill and Bill and Chelsea and Marc!
We'll be united, baby!
Wham! Ted Cruz is down!
Three, Three, Three-Way!
Marco's punching now!
Trump got sued for defrauding? Jeez!
Three-Way! Well,
See that voting booth right over there?
It's not enough space for fisticuffs!
Come on and Dump Trump now, now, now!
Who needs this billionaire clown?
Time to spank him, yeah!
©Bob "I Saw Aretha Get Her Honorary Doctorate at Yale" Gomez 2016

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Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 12

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