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Song Parodies -> "Straight Shooter"
Original Song Title:
"Sex Shooter"
Original Performer:
Apollonia 6
Parody Song Title:
"Straight Shooter"
Parody Written by:
eel deal
The Lyrics
when ai was asked to create a funny skit about Peyronie's Disease with Bill Clinton doing the presentation, it came up with a product called "the Straight Shooter" which inspired eel to answer with a parody chorus fragment that ai built this from:
In a world of curvature, a twist we need to mention,
There's a hero on the rise, to aid our bent intention,
No more tricky angles, no more misconceptions,
Get the Straight Shooter, for a new direction!
Get the Straight Shooter, straighten out your erection,
A remedy for the curve, it's our pride and resurrection,
No more winding roads, no more strange connection,
With the Straight Shooter, we've got a new affection!
Bill Clinton's in the ad, with a grin and apprehension,
Talking 'bout a problem, with humor and attention,
Gotta keep things straight, it's a natural selection,
Join the Straight Shooter movement, with no apprehension!
Get the Straight Shooter, straighten out your erection,
A remedy for the curve, it's our pride and resurrection,
No more winding roads, no more strange connection,
With the Straight Shooter, we've got a new affection!
Life's a roller coaster, with a twisty intersection,
But with the Straight Shooter, it's a straightforward collection,
No more twists and turns, it's our crystal-clear correction,
Get the Straight Shooter, for an upward projection!
Get the Straight Shooter, straighten out your erection,
A remedy for the curve, it's our pride and resurrection,
No more winding roads, no more strange connection,
With the Straight Shooter, we've got a new affection!
So if you've faced that challenge, no need for apprehension,
The Straight Shooter's here, for your erection's redemption,
Straighten up and fly right, with no more misdirection,
Get the Straight Shooter, it's your newfound connection!
There's a hero on the rise, to aid our bent intention,
No more tricky angles, no more misconceptions,
Get the Straight Shooter, for a new direction!
Get the Straight Shooter, straighten out your erection,
A remedy for the curve, it's our pride and resurrection,
No more winding roads, no more strange connection,
With the Straight Shooter, we've got a new affection!
Bill Clinton's in the ad, with a grin and apprehension,
Talking 'bout a problem, with humor and attention,
Gotta keep things straight, it's a natural selection,
Join the Straight Shooter movement, with no apprehension!
Get the Straight Shooter, straighten out your erection,
A remedy for the curve, it's our pride and resurrection,
No more winding roads, no more strange connection,
With the Straight Shooter, we've got a new affection!
Life's a roller coaster, with a twisty intersection,
But with the Straight Shooter, it's a straightforward collection,
No more twists and turns, it's our crystal-clear correction,
Get the Straight Shooter, for an upward projection!
Get the Straight Shooter, straighten out your erection,
A remedy for the curve, it's our pride and resurrection,
No more winding roads, no more strange connection,
With the Straight Shooter, we've got a new affection!
So if you've faced that challenge, no need for apprehension,
The Straight Shooter's here, for your erection's redemption,
Straighten up and fly right, with no more misdirection,
Get the Straight Shooter, it's your newfound connection!
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