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Song Parodies -> "Gumby, Damn It, Man"

Original Song Title:

"Metal Thrashing Mad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Anthrax

Parody Song Title:

"Gumby, Damn It, Man"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Ah yes, what better way to celebrate the most popular Claymation character of all time than with the song that invented the name "thrash metal", and how better to do it than by referencing Eddie Murphy? Anyways, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Ahh, yeah!

Goin’ on a quest
With my Pokey orange steed,
Gonna get my kicks
If those Blockheads don’t accede.

Travelin’ through space and time,
Up to greatest heights I’ll climb.
I’m no mere flash in the pan,
I’m Gumby, damn it, man!
Gumby, damn it, man! Yeah!

Prickle’s such an uptight dude,
But he’s mind over matter.
Mom and Pop help me out
If I should freeze or splatter.

Travelin’ through space and time,
Up to greatest heights I’ll climb.
I’m no mere flash in the pan,
I’m Gumby, damn it, man!
Ah yeah!

[guitar solo]

WHOA!

Goin’ on a quest
With my Pokey orange steed,
Gonna get my kicks
If those Blockheads don’t accede.

Travelin’ through space and time,
Up to greatest heights I’ll climb.
I’m no mere flash in the pan,
I’m Gumby, damn it, man!

Travelin’ through space and time,
Up to greatest heights I’ll climb.
I’m no mere flash in the pan,
I’m Gumby, damn it, man!
Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by heading for disaster.

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