Seeking to be POTUS

(Sung to "Friggin' in the Riggin'" by Anthrax (Orig. Sex Pistols))

There was a group of people
who were tasked to climb a steep hill
The floater duping the most voters
gets to rule the sheeple

From Primaries all grimy
a group of lawyers slimy..
with Trump of Don and Ron Paul's son...
While puking I said "Why Me?"

Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
and there's nothing they won't do!

Hillary felt gnarly..
but then came Don and Carly...
They canked her boat
so it wouldn't float..
now Hillary's at the barley!

Santorum, Bush and Hucky
their chances rather sucky..
They pushed God's hope
like peddling dope
So punk, do you feel lucky?

Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
and there's nothing they won't do!

Hillary went to Reddit
for a foul baggage credit...
but when poor Vin said 'twas a sin
*bang* *bang* he never said it!

Jindal had a feeling
that his standing could be reeling
He said "Rats!"
Give me more of that
Acid laced Darjeeling!

Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
and there's nothing they won't do!

Now there is Chris Christie,,
he swears he smells a victory
So while he prepped
his next meal...
he raised his chubby fisties!

His hallowed words "Repeat it!"
Because you can not beat it!
If a crisis
blocks my path...
You know that I can eat it!

Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
and there's nothing they won't do!

Now there's the reformers
warped policy deformers
There's no telling what
they will be next
They're very wacked Transformers!

Scandals are a drag, ya
He took too much Viagra
While he grew tall
his balls went small...
No falls from this Niagara!

Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
and there's nothing they won't do!

The Holy Roller tokers...
tried Political poker..
They drew a card..
then times got hard!
A Duggar Poker Joker!

Sanders was pernicious..
socialist and vicious..
When he said EDU was
free for all..
He smiled: "Social-icious"!

Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
and there's nothing they won't do!

So now you have the story...
of what they'll do for glory..
I've said my shit
about these twits...
And I can take no more-y

(This from a ghostly Spaniard..)
Place this upon a lanyard..
If we need surcease
from the usual sleaze...
We need to raise the standards...

Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
Seeking to be POTUS
and there's nothing they won't do!