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Song Parodies -> "Putin Is Tosh"
Original Song Title:
"Caught In a Mosh"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Anthrax
Parody Song Title:
"Putin Is Tosh"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
I meant to submit this one two days ago, but I got caught up in other activities. Anyways, for those not familiar, "tosh" is British English meaning "rubbish" or "nonsense". Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Why don’t ya listen when we all embargo you!?
Stop thinking of yourself for just a second, fool!
Shut up! Shut up! You’re the one who’s gone insane!
Your mother made a monster, now get the hell outta Ukraine!
Can’t stand him for another day!
(We ain’t gonna hear his lies, no way!)
He plots inside the Kremlin,
(Stomp stomp stomp)
He looks like a gremlin!
Which one of these words don’t he understand?
Vlad Putin is tosh!
He only got his sports teams to be banned!
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
Don’t tell us there are Nazis there!
Zelenskyy’s Jewish, you’re full of hot air!
You’re always talkin’ crap like ya think you’re the man!
Did your mother drink alky? Your brain is ham!
Can’t stand him for another day!
(We ain’t gonna hear his lies, no way!)
He plots inside the Kremlin,
(Stomp stomp stomp)
He looks like a gremlin!
Which one of these words don’t he understand?
Vlad Putin is tosh!
He only got his sports teams to be banned!
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
THINK
Before you act!
SUFFER
For this war!
LEARN
To live in peace
And others will love you!
OH, that’s what you should do!
[guitar solo]
HEY MAN!
We’re tryin’ to reason, but you don’t understand!
Breakin’ up protests, you’ll never win this way!
It’s you and us, and your home’s made of clay!
Can’t stand him for another day!
(We ain’t gonna hear his lies, no way!)
He plots inside the Kremlin,
(Stomp stomp stomp)
He looks like a gremlin!
Which one of these words don’t he understand?
Vlad Putin is tosh!
He only got his sports teams to be banned!
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
Stop thinking of yourself for just a second, fool!
Shut up! Shut up! You’re the one who’s gone insane!
Your mother made a monster, now get the hell outta Ukraine!
Can’t stand him for another day!
(We ain’t gonna hear his lies, no way!)
He plots inside the Kremlin,
(Stomp stomp stomp)
He looks like a gremlin!
Which one of these words don’t he understand?
Vlad Putin is tosh!
He only got his sports teams to be banned!
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
Don’t tell us there are Nazis there!
Zelenskyy’s Jewish, you’re full of hot air!
You’re always talkin’ crap like ya think you’re the man!
Did your mother drink alky? Your brain is ham!
Can’t stand him for another day!
(We ain’t gonna hear his lies, no way!)
He plots inside the Kremlin,
(Stomp stomp stomp)
He looks like a gremlin!
Which one of these words don’t he understand?
Vlad Putin is tosh!
He only got his sports teams to be banned!
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
THINK
Before you act!
SUFFER
For this war!
LEARN
To live in peace
And others will love you!
OH, that’s what you should do!
[guitar solo]
HEY MAN!
We’re tryin’ to reason, but you don’t understand!
Breakin’ up protests, you’ll never win this way!
It’s you and us, and your home’s made of clay!
Can’t stand him for another day!
(We ain’t gonna hear his lies, no way!)
He plots inside the Kremlin,
(Stomp stomp stomp)
He looks like a gremlin!
Which one of these words don’t he understand?
Vlad Putin is tosh!
He only got his sports teams to be banned!
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
(Why is Vlad Putin such tosh?)
Copyright 2022 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by suffering for your words.
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