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Song Parodies -> "Waffle House"
Original Song Title:
"Madhouse"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Anthrax
Parody Song Title:
"Waffle House"
Parody Written by:
Goggleboy
The Lyrics
A parody all about one of America's favorite breakfast chains
(may I take your order sir? MWHAHAHAHAHA!)
Want sausage gravy, on my hash browns
Breakfast bowls dance inside my mind
Filled with confusion, What will I order
Who says indulgence is such a crime
Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame
It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a syrup stain
Fiesta omelets, I could eat two
These are the doors that have no locks
Hear old jukeboxes, playing forty-fives
Biscuits and bacon on the side
Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame
It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a ketchup stain
Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame
It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a jelly stain
Waffle Waffle House!
Awful Waffle House!
Want sausage gravy, on my hash browns
Breakfast bowls dance inside my mind
Filled with confusion, What will I order
Who says indulgence is such a crime
Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame
It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a syrup stain
Fiesta omelets, I could eat two
These are the doors that have no locks
Hear old jukeboxes, playing forty-fives
Biscuits and bacon on the side
Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame
It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a ketchup stain
Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame
It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a jelly stain
Waffle Waffle House!
Awful Waffle House!
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