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Song Parodies -> "Can I Have My Pants?"

Original Song Title:

"Could I Have This Dance"

Original Performer:

Anne Murray

Parody Song Title:

"Can I Have My Pants?"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This is EARLY Old Man Ribber...short, sweet, to the point, and utterly lacking in political content. ;D

I'll always remember the song they were playing
When I danced all over the floor.
I thought I was crafty, but then it got drafty
Because I'd lost my drawers.

Can I have my pants or I'll soon lose my life,
And if you you see her - don't tell my wife.
If she finds out, I'll get stabbed with a knife.
Can I have my pants or I'll soon lose my life.

Not I'm not a dull boy, a prude or a killjoy,
And I'd never grumble or pout.
But I'll tell you buddy - it'd hard to be "stud-y"
When your big butt hangs out.

Can I have my pants or I'll soon lose my life.
One thing I don't need is marital strife.
If she finds out, she will shriek like a fife!
Can I have my pants or I'll soon lose my life.

Not profound, but still fun after all these years. ;D

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This draws 5s from me.
Lee - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I really like this one. =) 5's
Christie Marie M - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Belated welcome back, OMR! Great take on this OS and parody. I'll grant you 5 slacks, 5 jeans, and 5 sweatpants for this one!
Yolanda DeByle - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
My turn to admire your work! Cute. (I just submitted another parody, BTW, eventually I'll do another Handel piece - "And The Story of the Food")

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