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Song Parodies -> "Killer In The Night"

Original Song Title:

"Music Of The Night"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Parody Song Title:

"Killer In The Night"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

Razors have been sharpened, for decapitation.
Madness wakes...time for annihilation.
Violently, my foes fall beneath my very feet.
Hear their screams as they all fall out of sight.
As I am the killer in the night.

Eyeballs, guts...walls covered in bloodshed.
See the ground, with piles of severed heads.
Chainsaws whirring, not a sound is stirring.
I hear villains scream as I stalk them in plain sight.
Do you think you can run from the killer in the night?

Close your eyes, and let me show you the truth.
And the truth is that I want to slay you.
In the dark, is where I always lurk.
I know it's scary but it's true.

Swiftly, softly...let my madness guide you.
Obey me, hear me...let me take over and posses you.
Open up your eyes, see all the gory sights unwind.
In this madness that I feel is only right.
The madness of the killer in the night.

Close your eyes
Let me take you to my messed up world.
Leave all thoughts of the gal you knew before.
Close your eyes and madness set itself free.
And yes, my sweet...you'll belong to me.

Taxidermy, murder, and even zombification.
Eyeballs, guts and mass decapitation.
Nightmares will begin, as Aykroyd mode kicks in.
You're helpless so don't attempt to fight.
Unable to resist these truly gruesome sights.
The gruesome sights of the killer of the night.

You and I can make some gruesome sights.
Join me, become like me...a killer in the night.

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