Song Parodies -> "Camp GOP"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Camp GOP"

Parody Written by:

Lili

The Lyrics

This is about a left-leaning teen whose Trumpy parents sent him to a camp for extremist Republicans. No disrespect to Republicans- there are plenty of perfectly lovely ones, these are just the worst of the party. This will be the last political parody from me, I promise.

Hello Daddy, hello Mommy
Here I am at Camp GOP
When I got here, their first question
"Are you MAGA, if you aren't, well then git, son."

We were insulting Joe Biden
And some blue guy started cryin'
You remember Donald J Trump?
Celebrated him and cursed the Democrats' slump

All the counselors hate the lib'rals
Talk about them like they're crim'nals
And the head coach wants no "faggots"
If we're near other boys he dumps us all in maggots

Now I don't want to be callous
But they sent us all to Dallas
And you remember Jeffrey Hardy?
He got lynched because he wasn't in the party

Take me home, oh Daddy, Mommy
Take me home, I hate GOP
Don't leave me here in the backwoods where
I constantly have to be scared
Take me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or go protest with
Other boys, oh don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day

Hello Mommy, hello Daddy
Now they're blabbing about Vladdy
Let me come back, if you love me
Or soon I will be in the heavens above, yea*

This is gonna sound real pervy
But they told us, do a survey
So Daddio, and dear Momster
Tell me, do you think the Democrats are monsters?

*Pronounced "yee"

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Lili - November 13, 2020 - Report this comment

Classic! Ones from everyone who is offended. I should start a drinking game. Thank you all for your feedback!

Phil Alexander - November 13, 2020 - Report this comment

IMO, it's one bilious Trump supporter rather than thirteen who so coincidentally think that downvoting parodies they don't agree with within a few minutes. But seeing as he (and it so surely must be a "he") is too much of a coward to say anything, without access to the site logs, one can't be sure.

But nice work :-)

William Tong - November 13, 2020 - Report this comment

I see no evidence of vote fraud on this site.

Make my day - November 13, 2020 - Report this comment

Really? Your comments say this is your last political parody, ever? It's smart of you to quit while you are behind. I'd vote on this but the counting is likely fraudulent and rigged. Have a nice day.

Lili M - November 13, 2020 - Report this comment

Fraudulent and rigged..I've heard that sentence far too many times. Dearest "make my day", I hope you someday find a hobby that makes you happy and is not antagonizing people in the comments section of "amiright.com". I really do.

Make my day - November 14, 2020 - Report this comment

I found that there are only three kinds of ballot tabulators:

Those who can count honestly and those who cannot.

ThrilledAreWe Clinton - November 16, 2020 - Report this comment

Promising, with some good lines and creative rhymes ("Vladdy"), but just lazy in spots for the sake of a convenient rhyme (e.g., what's "pervy" about the question?), and in spots the pacing is just too off to reasonably fudge ("don't leave me here..."); I'll forgive the fact that the camp name puts the accent on the wrong syllable and sings more like a Barney Fife line ("Gee, Opie!").

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