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Song Parodies -> "No Firewall (The Spyware Blues)"
Original Song Title:
"All Cried Out"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alison Moyet
Parody Song Title:
"No Firewall (The Spyware Blues)"
Parody Written by:
Heathcliff the Cat
The Lyrics
NOTE - If you're reading this along with the song, the word "tutorial" comes out as "tutor-ree-al", and the word "laptop" is stunted to sound like "lap - top". Any questions, chuck 'em at me. :)
I took the dare
Upon my hardware
I'm sad to say this ends in hell
I'm a newbie
Beyond compare
Don't know my scripts from my HTML
I know all the risks
Of the world wide web
Don't want no tutorial guide
But maybe - I'm being slightly clueless
Ain't got no antivirus
And now the gits have got inside
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers, just a haven for hackers
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing when your mass-infected browser crashes down
I don't feel surprised, or break down and cry
Whenever my laptop's a tool
Switch - OFF! Let it reboot
Procedure ain't my strong suit
No patience left to follow rules
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers, just a haven for hackers
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing with a mass-infected browser!
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers!
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing when your mass-infected browser crashes down
In the morning
Ain't no doubt
I'll go buy new hardware
Throw the old dud out
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers, just a haven for hackers
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing with a mass-infected browser!
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers!
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing when your mass-infected browser crashes down
(repeat to fade)
Upon my hardware
I'm sad to say this ends in hell
I'm a newbie
Beyond compare
Don't know my scripts from my HTML
I know all the risks
Of the world wide web
Don't want no tutorial guide
But maybe - I'm being slightly clueless
Ain't got no antivirus
And now the gits have got inside
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers, just a haven for hackers
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing when your mass-infected browser crashes down
I don't feel surprised, or break down and cry
Whenever my laptop's a tool
Switch - OFF! Let it reboot
Procedure ain't my strong suit
No patience left to follow rules
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers, just a haven for hackers
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing with a mass-infected browser!
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers!
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing when your mass-infected browser crashes down
In the morning
Ain't no doubt
I'll go buy new hardware
Throw the old dud out
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers, just a haven for hackers
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing with a mass-infected browser!
No firewall
I ain't got no spyware trackers!
No firewall
It's hard to go a-surfing when your mass-infected browser crashes down
(repeat to fade)
This delightful mockery was brought to you by Heathcliff the Cat. All complaints should be directed and forwarded therein. Thank you!
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If you're going to surf without antivirus, make sure you don't have a modem.
I haven't a clue how the original song goess (nor have I heard of the performer) but I like this song. Maybe I should stop living under a rock.
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