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Song Parodies -> "Dentist"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alexander O'Neal

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

This Alexander O'Neal parody is written by me for children with dentist-related anxieties.
[1st Verse:]
Baby teeth were there when
The Dentist checked them up right
On them and fixed my mouth
He filled me with his kindness as he
Checks up on my gums
He is so friendly

My teeth would never live without him
It is oral hygiene
It never hurts to see your local Dentist

If I develop cavities
I'm not afraid to go and see my dentist
If I need a tooth extraction
I'm not afraid to go and see my dentist

[2nd Verse:]
When I lose one of my teeth
Cause I fell right on my mouth
I call the dentist
He gives me one hundred percent advice
Or you'll pay the price
That's it



Ohhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh oh oh oh




Dentist, dentist
Dentist, dentist

If I develop cavities

If I need a tooth extraction

(He's always there, oh girl)

Dentist, dentist

Dentist, dentist

There's one more thing boy

You should always brush your teeth twice a day

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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