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Song Parodies -> "Close Enough to Perfect"
Original Song Title:
"Close Enough to Perfect"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alabama
Parody Song Title:
"Close Enough to Perfect"
Parody Written by:
Dustin C
The Lyrics
Sometimes her morning coffee's way too strong
perhaps she shouldnt use the water bong
right or wrong she's there beside me
there's no chance for me to flee
she's close enough to perfect for me
Now she's been known to wear her pants too tight
the pants were fine before the cellulite
Heaven knows she's not attractive
Even angels want to heave
But she's close enough to perfect for me
She kisses me each morning,
and smiles her bucktooth smile
She don't have to say it.
Halitosis says it all.
Don't you worry about my woman
or if you think she's one indeed
she's close enough to perfect for me
Sometimes she gets down and starts to cry
but then, if i looked like her, so would i
if your wonderin how I'm copin'
it just takes a bit of weed
then she's close enough to perfect for me
She kisses me each morning,
and smiles her bucktooth smile
She don't have to say it.
Halitosis says it all.
Don't you worry about my woman
or if you think she's one indeed
she's close enough to perfect for me
perhaps she shouldnt use the water bong
right or wrong she's there beside me
there's no chance for me to flee
she's close enough to perfect for me
Now she's been known to wear her pants too tight
the pants were fine before the cellulite
Heaven knows she's not attractive
Even angels want to heave
But she's close enough to perfect for me
She kisses me each morning,
and smiles her bucktooth smile
She don't have to say it.
Halitosis says it all.
Don't you worry about my woman
or if you think she's one indeed
she's close enough to perfect for me
Sometimes she gets down and starts to cry
but then, if i looked like her, so would i
if your wonderin how I'm copin'
it just takes a bit of weed
then she's close enough to perfect for me
She kisses me each morning,
and smiles her bucktooth smile
She don't have to say it.
Halitosis says it all.
Don't you worry about my woman
or if you think she's one indeed
she's close enough to perfect for me
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