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Song Parodies -> "New Green Spiel"

Original Song Title:

"Mountain Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alabama

Parody Song Title:

"New Green Spiel"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

Don't "Feed Me" the "New Green Deal"
Like "Progressive Fanatics" like to "Spiel".
Their "Motto" is "We have a Planet to Save"
In reality it's "Raw Power" they truly "Crave".
They'd prefer "We" ride only "Horses"
On all of our Nation's Roadways.
"Creating" tons of "Shovel-Ready" jobs
Picking up "Droppings" all along the way.

Let's "Ban" all "Fossil Fuels", "Natural Gas", and "Nuclear Power" too.
"Plug In" all the "Electric Vehicles"
Like a "Band of Brainless Fools" would do.
Then "Crash" America's "Power Grid"
With no "Regret" for all that "You" just "Did".

Let's throw out "Natural Gas Stoves" and "50 Gallon Water Heaters" too.
Say "Goodbye" to all "Gas Powered Vehicles",
Because some "Air-Headed Elites" "Demand" you do.
So "Spare Me" some "New Green Decree."
Have me "Disregard" what my eyes can plainly "See".
Then "Sail into Oblivion" to an "Upside Down Fantasy".

So "Play Me" some "Rockin' Music."
Play it loud and play it from the "Heart."
Use thar "Sheer Rock and Roll Energy"!
To light an "Independent Spark".
"Cause that's where "Common Sense" begins to start.
So "Spare Me" the "Progressive Message".
And all that "It" entails.
"Spark" a "Nationwide Change In Attitude"
And let "Common Sense Prevail".

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