I once believed my country a prison
A place I didn’t want to be
So long ago, I made a decision
To be nationality-free
Hid the shame of where I had come from
A different claim made at every chance
I never thought I’d ever be here
I’ve even said I came from France

Lately there’s a lift in my spirit
Now I’ve only got one plea
Please don’t back off, put on the kid gloves
Your bombast has captured me
I’m guilty, of Trump in the first degree

Jeb thought it would be so simple
Like a thousand times in the past
“I’d be the nominee”, just like Hillary
He thought his time had come at last
His polls have him begging for mercy
“Please Donald don’t run third party”
“If hubris is a crime”
“I know that I’m as guilty as a pol can be”

Once I was feeling defenseless
Now I only have this plea
Press the attack, never look back
And make no apologies
I’m guilty, of Trump in the first degree

Trump in the first degree
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah

Knocking the RNC senseless
Ignoring their whiny-assed pleas
Giving them hell, it makes me feel swell
You’re bringing them to their knees
I’m guilty, of Trump in the first degree

Trump in the first degree.
Oh yeah.
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