-> "Lost Our Lease"
Original Song Title:
"Lost In Love" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lost Our Lease"
If you are going to go in big business, you must pay a price
I have no Midas touch
But I couldn't let go
It was a business I believed in
So think of this place, if you can
A striptease bar combo bakery stand!
I had not a doubt
That we would be rolling in money
My accountant called me
And said we didn't have long
He put it to me plainly
"It's time to move along" (move along...)
Lost our lease, yes, we lost so much
Our accounts' run aground, our credits in clutch
Our stuff's on the street
The other shopkeepers are taunting
I was so surprised, can you believe it now?
Had a good start, then it went to the can
Can't figure it out
Who could resist pasties and pastry?
You know the market screwed me
I was being strung along
It started so easy
Where did it all go wrong? (all go wrong?)
Lost our lease, we are so in dutch
Dug a hole in the ground, dropped the cash in the hutch
This venue was so sweet
Now the IRS man is my haunter
Please don't give me pity
This problem won't last too long
I'm starting a new deli
Crossed with a hair salon (hair salon...)
Lost our lease, this is a smutch
Our business was bound for the Forbes list and such
But I admit I got beat
I'll just continue my life undaunted
But we lost our lease, lost our lease
Lost our lease, lost our lease...
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