I wrote of rooms of strippers
And I wrote of the Fab Five
I wrote about my Zany Neighbors
And I wrote "Hitchhiker's Guide"
I wrote about the Matrix
And I wrote "Paparazzi"
I have yet to write of Jesus Juice
But Mike Jackson I have creamed
If you're mime I'll have to punch you
Or just put you in "the mood"
I wrote of these Cow Tippers
And I wrote of that Lee guy Bruce
And I wrote of nights of quailing
If you're are Any Fan of Mine
Then you read of all tell you, everything I'm gonna tell you
Like the one about the mafia guy
And I wrote of loads of Etches
And I wrote "Spice Girl Craze"
I know all the fools who all know how to make "em
And I always wish to play in their games

But I don't know how to leave poo
Cause I never let poo fall
And I don't know how they spoof it
Making puns out of nowhere but stalls

(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
Making Puns
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls

Every time I smell poo, there's no reason to pun
"Butt's streaming stinky waves derrière"
Or "Barfing into jars every guy is taking aim at"
"Cow pies in the spotlight"
The reading of these songs makes me dumb
And brain's lost
And I'm looking for a basin to puke
You can take this starkness, cause this "sh*t" is so trite
Gut churns just like a demon burning farts for the light
I've got to swallow it, cause every n00b I know
Well, knows nothing but farts, piss, and poo

(Dirty instrumental that becomes cleaner towards the end)

I can write of Arwen's tumble
I can write of Cousteau Jacque
And I can write with a cackle of the cowboys who piddle
But I didn't mean a thing about John
I can write cafés that sever
Or I can write about some beers or the bong
I can write the tunes of Prom Kings
And of how they get laid
Or I can make all the freshmen beat on
But I'm never going to write it about poo
Do I really want the sh*t to fall?
And I'm never going make it like you doo
Making puns, Out of nowhere but stalls

(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
Gahhhhh
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls!!!!