(instrumental intro)

To steal his prize, it took theft by the Shrub.
On the thinnest ice, for his talent's not much.
But he's not letting go.
He's no leader, but donors need feeding.

Yes, we despise Bush, the Enron man.
Speech from this czar tells you he has no plan.
We'll soon throw him out.
Though he says to Ken Lay, "You don't know me."

We know he's a phony.
For the right wing, can't do wrong.
He thought it was easy: Just take care of Enron (of Enron...)

But so lost is Shrub,
'Cause he don't know much.
And Abe Lincoln would doubt that Bush had his touch
So we'll back his defeat
We're eager to see Bush get taunted.

Yes, we despise Bush, the Enron man.
Speech from this czar tells you he has no plan.
We'll soon throw him out.
Now he says to Ken Lay, "You don't know me."

We know he's a phony.
For the right wing, can't do wrong.
He thought it was easy: Just take care of Enron (of Enron...)

But so lost is Shrub,
'Cause he don't know much.
And Abe Lincoln would doubt that Bush had his touch.
So we'll back his defeat.
We're eager to see Bush get taunted.

(instrumental break)

We know he's a phony.
For the right wing, can't do wrong.
He thought it was easy: Just take care of Enron (of Enron...)

But so lost is Shrub,
'Cause he don't know much.
And Abe Lincoln would doubt that Bush had his touch.
So we'll back his defeat.
We're eager to see Bush get taunted.

(Repeat refrain - lead vocal sung over last verse of refrain:)
So lost is Shrub... lost is Shrub... lost is Shrub... lost is Shr-u-u-ub...
So lost is Shrub... lost is Shrub... lost is Shrub... lost is Shr-u-u-ub...

(fade)