-> "Annie's Grace"
Original Song Title:
"I Think I'm Going to Like it Here"
Parody Song Title:
"Annie's Grace"
The Lyrics
[GRACE spoken]
I can't tell you how thrilled I am that Jesus has become your Savior. What would you like to do first?
[ANNIE spoken]
Give up smoking. Clear out my browser's bookmarks. That should make be worthy to go to heaven.
[GRACE spoken]
You don't understand. Jesus alone makes you worthy.
[ANNIE spoken]
He does?
[GRACE spoken]
[Nods head]
[ANNIE spoken]
How am I going to earn my way to Heaven?
[GRACE spoken]
Being saved is a free gift, Annie.
[GRACE]
The Savior died for all your sins.
[ANNIE]
[spoken] You mean even the sins I haven't done yet?
[GRACE]
You're free to wipe off that veneer.
[ANNIE]
[spoken] Really, no condemnation? All of me?
[GRACE]
The Spirit tells you when you stray.
[ANNIE]
[spoken] I can stray and not go to Hell?
[ANNIE]
I think I'm gonna like it here!
[GRACE]
The baptistery is your first goal.
[ANNIE]
[spoken] A pool? Right inside the Church? Neat!
[GRACE]
Your will to sin will disappear.
[ANNIE]
[spoken] I don't know what I would do then.
[GRACE]
I have a Bible you can use
[spoken] You'll be praying in His name in no time.
[ANNIE]
I think I'm gonna like it here.
[GRACE]
When you wake don't forsake
He won't forsake you.
Don’t conform to the world
Though the world will pursue.
[GRACE AND SERVANTS]
No need for penance any more
[ANNIE]
[spoken] That's alright, that's ok. I never did it anyway.
[GRACE]
No matter what you overhear
[ALL]
Oh yes! Another gift:
Your burdens He does lift.
[ANNIE]
I know I'm gonna like it here
[ANNIE]
In my youth in a booth
I confessed to priests
Jesus Christ, He sufficed
I'm so glad that has ceased.
[GRACE]
[Singing] We need a witness to the lost.
[ALL]
We need a witness to the lost. We need a witness to the lost.
[ANNIE]
I'm very glad to volunteer
[GRACE AND SERVANTS]
We hope you understand
The Spirit takes command
[ANNIE, GRACE AND SERVANTS]
I know I'm gonna like it here
We know you're gonna like It here.
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