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Song Parodies -> "Zsa Zsa Gabor"

Original Song Title:

"Der Kommisar"

Original Performer:

After The Fire

Parody Song Title:

"Zsa Zsa Gabor"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Middle sister of three
From Hungary
That’s why her accent’s thick, yo
She made it to the big time
She’d always put on a show
With a funky little cameo (Jah!)
She was young, such beauty pure
Miss Hungary, that’s right she got
That award in ‘36
Finger snappin’, was no fix
And knew that she’d be hot

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor has hit the town, uh oh!
Just flash those eyes
And give that smile
The more you do
The men will love your style

What’s in store, Zsa Zsa Gabor?

She said, “Babe you know
No regret to show
For having nine husbands
You know vith all my divorcing
I von a lot of dough in the settlement
Got me learning some good housekeeping
Now should I tell you the story
Of zhe special places Elke goes?
No, save zhat for another sunny day, dahling”

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor is back in town, uh oh!
“Francesca’s rude
I don’t know vhy
Ve have such strife
It makes me vanna cry”

A life not poor, Zsa Zsa Gabor? (Zsa Zsa ! Zsa Zsa ! Zsa Zsa!…)

“Vell in ’89 it vas not fair
I got that rap you know
I slapped him zhere, my teeth were bared
Zhey lined me on ze wall!
Vas a clear case, lawyer’s bar
Zhey got me good to go
Never again will I drive into ze alley
Cop was tripping, he didn’t know his position”

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor sure gets around, uh oh!
“I’ve got star power
And I’m not veak
And nothing dear, can stop my golden streak…Ha ha ha ha!”

Don’t turn around, uh oh!
Gabor sister in town, uh oh!
“My story’s true
Zhe time did fly
But I still live
Ze rumors all are lies”

Don’t play the clown, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s in town, uh oh!
Time to get down, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s in town, uh oh!
(You’re adored, Zsa Zsa Gabor!)
Queen wears here crown, uh oh!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s in town, uh oh!
(repeat to fade…)
Copyright, 2010 Agrimorfee. More details at

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Mark Scotti - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Tough song to parody to(i did Rock Me Amadeus recently..), but you pulled it off well!!
2LD4U - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
One of the best parodies I have seen in a long time!
Edward - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
The original band was After The Fire. NOT After The Fall.
Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic job, dahling! Just when you think there is no karma, remember that Zsa Zsa was punished by a marriage to "Prince" Frederic von A-hole! ;D
NorCalVotress - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
A Hi Five for MissUngerisch ! here in Khalifornia we went from CopSlapper to SquawSlapper . . . . Lord Agree !
UnKnownVotrix - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Is ~ELKE SOMMER~ still alive, Sir ? ? have a warm Thanksgiving, LordJeffry.
Matthias - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment
What? Sorry Aggy but I was lost by the topic here. So she's a fashion model? Right? Or an actress? Or something... Either way she's foreign. I dug your Phillis Diller tribute this one just leaves me scratching my head though.
Mark Scotti - December 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) Rah Rah..again..for Zsa Zsa!!!
Below Average Dave - December 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Well . .. That was certainly Unique Agri. . .the song and the parody. . .
bobpiecheese - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Basically what Matthias said. I am so very, very lost.
Guy - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Great use of the Zsa Zsa accent. TMGLTM. As was said above - one of the better parodies I've seen is a while. You made this Look so easy to write but I know you had your work cut out for you. I also like the OS. Good choice.

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