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Song Parodies -> "Allergic"
Original Song Title:
"Antmusic"
Original Performer:
Adam & The Ants
Parody Song Title:
"Allergic"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Well, I’m stuck in bed, not from the flu
What’s got to me? Histamines get me blue
It’s so bad, feel like dung
Feel so old, like a hundred and one!
Those dust mites like smallpox
And even old cat dander, yeah yeah yeah yeah
My nostrils lost food taste
My lunch is getting blander
Allergic, allergic, allergic….
Won’t you be a dear, get for me
Lots of Flonase and Allegra, please
Feel so bad, it’s a sin
There’s been a hold on Claritin
Please hand me some nose drops
I need some kind of buffer, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now I can’t feel my face
I sneeze and wheeze, I suffer
Allergic, allergic, allergic…
So hand me a big box
Of Kleenexes for later, yeah yeah yeah yeah
I feel real sick, what a waste
My nose feels like a crater
Allergic, allergic, allergic…
So what’s the mold count? 7002!
I won’t go out today, I’ll stay in bed blue
Here’s what I’m about—lactose intolerant, too
Can’t have gluten bread—nor can I eat legumes
So all E, N & T docs
Will you all heed my prayer, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Please cure me post-post-haste
My body’s bad behavior
Allergic, allergic, allergic…
So clean up the catbox
And turn on the air filter, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Please dust this place
Or else I will soon wilter
Allergic, allergic, allergic, allergic…
(including sneezing, wheezing, other bodily noises through fade)
What’s got to me? Histamines get me blue
It’s so bad, feel like dung
Feel so old, like a hundred and one!
Those dust mites like smallpox
And even old cat dander, yeah yeah yeah yeah
My nostrils lost food taste
My lunch is getting blander
Allergic, allergic, allergic….
Won’t you be a dear, get for me
Lots of Flonase and Allegra, please
Feel so bad, it’s a sin
There’s been a hold on Claritin
Please hand me some nose drops
I need some kind of buffer, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now I can’t feel my face
I sneeze and wheeze, I suffer
Allergic, allergic, allergic…
So hand me a big box
Of Kleenexes for later, yeah yeah yeah yeah
I feel real sick, what a waste
My nose feels like a crater
Allergic, allergic, allergic…
So what’s the mold count? 7002!
I won’t go out today, I’ll stay in bed blue
Here’s what I’m about—lactose intolerant, too
Can’t have gluten bread—nor can I eat legumes
So all E, N & T docs
Will you all heed my prayer, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Please cure me post-post-haste
My body’s bad behavior
Allergic, allergic, allergic…
So clean up the catbox
And turn on the air filter, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Please dust this place
Or else I will soon wilter
Allergic, allergic, allergic, allergic…
(including sneezing, wheezing, other bodily noises through fade)
Copyrigh 2016, Agrimorfee.
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Sums up much of 2010 for me.
(Artistry) Pretty basic parody, but still enjoyable for what it is. Maybe some more outlandish descriptions of the symptoms or sillier things to be allergic to, perhaps. That's just how I'd do it, though, you do you. 555 snotty tissues!
(Artistry) I agree with TCOP on this. It's a solidly written parody to a rather simple topic. It didn't venture to any new depths, but that makes it just a nice little parody. And there's snitching wrong with that.
I really liked this one...sure, it wasn't anything new, but I love the antmusic/allergic title sub. Nice work!
If you're way bad off and sufferin'
Get you one big box of Bufferin. ™
Get you one big box of Bufferin. ™
If you're stressed and very nerve-ass
Give yourself a hit of nerve gas.
Give yourself a hit of nerve gas.
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