Well I'm shooting here
Shooting at you
I'm so bored
I'm falling asleep, now
It's so sad 'cause we're young
And we don't think it's even fun

So unplug that X-Box
Plug in the Playstation
That Halo's lost its taste
so try another game or
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot

Well he's spinning there
What do we see?
Dr Cortex threatening me
It's so sad 'coz we'll win
Then beat him all over again

So unplug the GameCube
Plug in the Playstation
Super Mario's lost his taste
so try another game or
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot

So unplug the Dreamcast
and do us all a favor
We all knew it'd never last
so try another game or
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot

All the badguys we'll face
Like Pinstripe Potoroo
Or even DingoDile
when he's frying you!
All the badguys we'll face
Crazy Ripper Roo
Spin Tiny's head
N. Gin comes looking for you!

So unplug the Sega
Plug in the Playstation
Those graphics are 16-bit
so try another game or
Crash Bandicoot
(repeat untill end)