Scams I've delivered!

I'm a former general, deposed through insurrection
I've got enormous cash reserves my tax returns don't mention
Just help me shift these funds about with out a fed inspection
And I'll reward you handsomely with quite a healthy pension

Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife
I'll set you aquiver, o'er money or a wife

I'm a Russian beauty queen, exceptionally pretty
I'm looking for a shining knight to take me from this city
I'm free for any taker who's intelligent and witty
Just leaving me alone here would be such an awful pity

Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife
I'll set you aquiver, o'er money or a wife

And even if you think you're safe
Your cash will soon be mine, all mine

I'm your banking manager, your loan I've been approving
Just sign away your life today before the rates start moving
I'm the guy on auction sites whose wares you've been perusing
Throw your caution to the wind, and soon your card I'm using

Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife
I'll set you aquiver, o'er money or a wife

And even if you think you're safe
Your cash will soon be mine, all mine

Get diddley squat, squat, get diddley squat, squat
Get diddley squat, squat, get diddley squat, squat

Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife!
Scams I've delivered, will cause you lots of strife!