We hate his gray pointy beanie hat!
Straight up and be a foe of who's still a best friend of Archie
That hat's a monster
We'll give you everything you need
Just to poison Jughead
Jughead stood in our ways
We might be legends with a cause
We're sick of Juggie today
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him

His hat will be kidnapped real soon
We'll sell it to a costume store
Forsythe Pendleton the third must die
The Jones family will cry
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him, we hate him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
Pollute

While Jughead's wearing his gray beanie that made him a meanie
Be settle to destroy him
Toxic wastes as well as some pepper sprays
And of course, skunks, set him ablaze
For those who hate Jughead, forsooth, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, Forsooth, we pollute him
Forsooth, we pollute him

We pollute him, c'mon
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
For those who hate Jughead, we pollute him
Sugar, sugar
Honey, honey
You'd love to hate
You'd like to hate
Jughead Jones
And you'd wanna hate
And pollute him
We pollute him
Now pollute him
Forsythe!