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Song Parodies -> "You Cooked Me Egg Foo Yong"
Original Song Title:
"You Shook Me All Night Long"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"You Cooked Me Egg Foo Yong"
Parody Written by:
Scottyemo
The Lyrics
She was Japanese
Or Maybe Chinese
She had the best dang Sushi and Calamari
She had the Octopi
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with that chinese rice
Taking less than her share
I could tell that she cared
She told me There's more but i was already sore
'cause the stomach start shaking
The esophagus was quaking
My tummy was aching
And I was faking it and you -
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah you Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Its Iron Chef time
She used Some Lemon lime
She was one of a kind, why's she mine all mine
She wanted no soy sauce
Just another course
Made a meal out of cheese and brought back some more
Had to cool me down
To gain another pound
Now i'm back in the plate for another food to rate
'cause the stomach start shaking
The esophagus was quaking
My tummy was aching
And I was faking it and you -
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah you Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
And knocked me out and then you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
You had me shakin' and you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me
You really took me and you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Ooooh you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah, yeah, you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Or Maybe Chinese
She had the best dang Sushi and Calamari
She had the Octopi
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with that chinese rice
Taking less than her share
I could tell that she cared
She told me There's more but i was already sore
'cause the stomach start shaking
The esophagus was quaking
My tummy was aching
And I was faking it and you -
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah you Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Its Iron Chef time
She used Some Lemon lime
She was one of a kind, why's she mine all mine
She wanted no soy sauce
Just another course
Made a meal out of cheese and brought back some more
Had to cool me down
To gain another pound
Now i'm back in the plate for another food to rate
'cause the stomach start shaking
The esophagus was quaking
My tummy was aching
And I was faking it and you -
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah you Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
And knocked me out and then you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
You had me shakin' and you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me
You really took me and you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Ooooh you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Yeah, yeah, you
Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you Cooked me Egg Foo Yong
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This parody rules! 5-5-5 all the way to Chinatown! I've actually got some AC/DC parodies in the oven myself.
What Dylan said
i felt like reading this only a half hour after reading it the first time...5s
Rich and heavy 5s
Superb - I can hear Brian Johnson belting this one out :-D
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