The stuff makes me queasy
Brings me down to my knees
Makes me ralph on the counter
And scare my co-employees
It's totally crazy
Sometimes I break down and cry
But Bo is a manly man
Bo Jackson's a man
Bo Jackson's a manly man

So I'm drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
I'm just drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
I'm just drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Whoa!

He's an overachiever
A big multi-sport star
When we sit down to eggnog
Boy, I sure don't get far
But Bo is a manly man
A real manly man
Bo Jackson's a man
A real manly man
Bo Jackson's a manly man
A real manly man

So I'm drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
I'm just drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Why don't you drink some eggnog with Bo?
Drink eggnog with Bo!

He's got the power of two men
I've got the power of none
I think I can drink it
Then I try and I'm wrong
But I give it all I've got!

Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo

I'm just drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo

I'm just drinkin' eggnog with Bo
Drinkin' eggnog with Bo
I'm just drinkin' eggnog
Drinkin' eggnog
Drinkin' eggnog
Oooooh, just drinkin' eggnog with Bo!
Whoa!