Yak attack, it hurt my back
I fled the geese when I heard them quack
I got loose from the moose
That kept following me around the zoo
I was feeding a hen just about the time when
A giant ape tried to eat my friend
But he got free, thankfully
As for me, it's clear to see that I was attacked by a yak!

Yes, a yak
By a yak!
Yes, a yak
By a yak!
It was a yak attack!
Yes, a yak attack!

Back at the pad talking with Jacques Chirac
He was in the neighborhood so we had a snack
I had black tea, Jacques had sixteen
That isn't very healthy nearing seventy-three
But I didn't object; I obliged and asked
"What are some of your thoughts as regards Iraq?"
But, at that, he had a flashback
Of the time back in the 60s when he too was attacked by a yak!

Yes, a yak
A 60s yak!
Yes, a yak
A 60s yak!
It was a yak attack!
Another yak attack!

Whacking some rats with a baseball bat
First the zoo and then Jacques; I was pretty mad
But I cooled off with a Smirnoff
So cold and tasty! Yum! I can't get enough!
Because I knew I would crack if I didn't relax
I leaned back in my chair and let my taste buds dance
But, just then, yet again
Through the wall, into my skull, guess who was attacked by a yak!

Yes, a yak
By a yak!
Yes, a yak
By a yak!
It was a yak attack!
A raging yak attack!

Damn that yak!