Song Parodies -> "D&D"

Original Song Title:

"TNT"

Original Performer:

"D&D"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Vey

See me hang out in my basement
With some really geeky teens
I am a super powered Cleric
Have a clue what I mean?
Wolfmen to the left of me
And Wolfmen to the right
Do I got a gun?
Let's roll that dice
Before I start to fight

Cause it's D&D
A dork's delight
D&D
I'll attack your knight
D&D
You're in my abode
D&D
Spells I download

I'm nerdy Eugene, a worthless teen
I'm a Star Wars fan
Dungeon Masterly number one
In this clan
So roll for your powers
Roll for your lives
Will you kill that ogre?
I'll roll for the fight
Fear this game I found
My mage will bring you down

Cause it's D&D
A Dork's Delight
D&D
Only time I'll fight
D&D
Got a spell to decode
D&D
What have I rolled?

(Solo while two geeks go into battle)

D&D
Fight! Fight! Fight!
D&D
Fight! Fight! Fight!
D&D
Fight! Fight! Fight!
D&D
Fight! Fight! Fight!
D&D

D&D
A dork's delight
D&D
Rules I'll recite
D&D
We'll swear an ode
D&D
Watch me forebode

(Another hard-core nerd solo)

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Scathe - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

5's for making me feel like less of a dork.

Phil Alexander - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

:-D

Red Ant - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

5s despite that I feel like more of a dork now having played EQ and even dorkier for having played D&D for a time. I still have those dice on my desk, the 4,6,8,10,12 and 20 siders.

Thankfully, I grew out of that phase a long time ago and started making parodies.

Matthias - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment

8>0 Thanks Guys

Lord Japhthor - January 03, 2010 - Report this comment

Fantastic! I had my kids singing along. Between gaming sessions. Of course... it's always either between a gaming session... or IN one. ;)

Christie Marie M - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Great nerd humor you got there! Dungeons and Dragons is a cool game, though I never got to win it awhile back! Fight on some 5's!

Agrimorfee - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Dorky indeed...you've come quite a ways from 5 years ago, Matty. :) The song length and form doesn't really allow for much humor, though the "Fight Fight" bridge works well for the topic.

Rex - July 05, 2010 - Report this comment

Your Star Wars reference in the parody started me thinking of Star Wars as D&D -- "let's see, you rolled 19, that means...Darth Vader's your father!"

Below Average Dave - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Well, you know a secret about this one others don't, so you know I have at least some level of respect for it:P

Jeff Reuben - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment

I can't help but like this one. Makes me want to put on the wizard robes again!

bobpiecheese - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Good thing I know about some D&D terms thanks to Order of the Stick and TV Tropes, otherwise I'd just think of Risk with all this dice rolling business. A couple of pacing issues, but forgiveable due to Bon Scott's singing style being kinda hard to understand. A +555 sword for you!

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