Song Parodies -> "Sellin' Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Back in Black"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Sellin' Crack"

Parody Written by:

PennyDreadful

The Lyrics

Sellin' Crack
It's so whack
Employment opportunities is what I lacked
Dropped outta school
Thought I was cool
That's kept me in a life of crime
Ol' Mickey D's just don't pay
wouldn't hire me anyway
Out on bail from the jail
I got bad vibes
carry bribes
Breakin' my parole and running wild

'Cause it's crack
Yes, it's crack
Well, it's crack
Yes, it's crack
Well, It's crack, crack
(Well) I'm sellin' crack
Yes, I'm sellin' crack

Sellin' smack
Out the back of my Cadillac
More money than Tupac
Drinkin' gin and Tang
As I hang
If they catch me, it's back to the chain gang
'Cause what I got is stronger than Prozac
Hoping cops I won't attract
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my cash
Here comes the fuzz, better hide this stash!

'Cause it's crack
Yes, it's crack
Well, it's crack
Yes, it's crack
Well, It's crack, crack
(Well) I'm sellin' crack
Yes, I'm sellin' crack

hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Well it's crack, it's crack
Crack, it's crack
Crack, it's crack
Crack, it's crack
Sellin' crack
Yes, I'm sellin' Crack

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Rick D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment

I wonder how many people here know what a "penny dreadful" is. (or was.)

Melhi - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(Rick: *raising hand* I do!) Cool author name, Penny. Nice job on the parody, too.

Frankie - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job.

Know 1 can hear you dream - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, I�ll play along... what is it? And while you�re at it: What�s a Mickey D?

Rick D - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I found a cool website that explains "Penny Dreadful" http://www.penrithcity.nsw.gov.au/usrpages/collect/penny.htm

Know 1 can hear you dream - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanx Rick. And now that I know what it is I have to agree with Melhi that it�s a cool nickname for this place, guess we can expect some gory parodies in the future.

G-uint - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

mcdonalds moron

ACDC fan - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment

HA HA HA!!!

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