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Song Parodies -> "F.A.T."

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El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Super-Stud Todd Cizowski who started this for ole' MR.FOY. Foy! Foy! F.A.T
Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink

See me ride out of the market
From your local Dairy Queen
Out for all that I can eat
If you know what I mean
Bacon to the left of me
And bacon to the right
Ain't got no gum
Ain't got no life
Bet I'll take that bite
'Cause I'm F.A.T.
I'm overweight
F.A.T. and I'll take the bate
F.A.T. I'm a hefty load
F.A.T. watch me explode

I'm thirty, mean and heavy unlean
I'm a hungry man
Jenny enemy number one
So lock up your burger
Lock up your sprite
Lock up your snack drawer
And run for your life
The spam is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round

F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink, Oink,
F.A.T. Oink
I'm dinin' right (Oink,) F.A.T. Oink,
And I'll take a bite, F.A.T.
I'm a heavy load F.A.T.
Watch me explode!

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Jamin Shue - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like this parody. Very Funny. Need more parodys like this!!!!!!!
Rusty - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice one... E.M.O. Sounds pretty funny to Try it

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