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Song Parodies -> "You Ain't Black"
Original Song Title:
"Back In Black"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"You Ain't Black"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Inspired by when Biden said "you ain't black" if you're black and having trouble deciding on whether to vote for him or Dump
You ain't black
If you're magaT
You ain't black
Unless you have Joe's back
If you ain't loose
From Frump's noose
Then you are a sure lout
If you fall for 45
If you munch on his lies
Your brain has burst
Kiss it goodbye
Don't dine on jive
Be wise
Hear my rhyme now:
"Heil 45" is vile
You ain't black
If you don't have Joe's back
You ain't black
If you are in Plump's pack
You ain't black, Jack
Unless you have Joe's back
Unless you diss Dump's pack
You ain't black
You are mad, you slack
If you don't vote for Joe
You ain't black, you're wack
You have a big wang
Are in a gang
But if you don't vote Joe
That will boomerang
You can't be a Hump hack
And expect no flack
If you're a real 'fro bro
You'll do a pro-Joe rap
So get with it now
Just stick with the smart play
With Chump you'll have no luck
Go with Joe all the way
You ain't black
If you don't have Joe's back
You ain't black
If you are in Plump's pack
You ain't black, Jack
Unless you have Joe's back
Unless you diss Dump's pack
If you're magaT
You ain't black
Unless you have Joe's back
If you ain't loose
From Frump's noose
Then you are a sure lout
If you fall for 45
If you munch on his lies
Your brain has burst
Kiss it goodbye
Don't dine on jive
Be wise
Hear my rhyme now:
"Heil 45" is vile
You ain't black
If you don't have Joe's back
You ain't black
If you are in Plump's pack
You ain't black, Jack
Unless you have Joe's back
Unless you diss Dump's pack
You ain't black
You are mad, you slack
If you don't vote for Joe
You ain't black, you're wack
You have a big wang
Are in a gang
But if you don't vote Joe
That will boomerang
You can't be a Hump hack
And expect no flack
If you're a real 'fro bro
You'll do a pro-Joe rap
So get with it now
Just stick with the smart play
With Chump you'll have no luck
Go with Joe all the way
You ain't black
If you don't have Joe's back
You ain't black
If you are in Plump's pack
You ain't black, Jack
Unless you have Joe's back
Unless you diss Dump's pack
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