[spoken:]
Hey there all you ice cream men,
Fire up your ice cream trucks.
And why are you out there sittin’ on a fence?
I said, get off your duff and come down here
‘Cause rocky road ain’t no riddle, man.
To me, it makes dang good sense.
Good sense, yeah let’s go.

Every Jezebel is beggin’ for a cold treat,
The cops and firefighters are at the fore.
We’re just eatin’ some ice cream that’s givin’ us brain freeze.
Are ya fat; you wanna eat some more?

We’re just keepin’ up its future,
We know about its past.
It’ll always be with us.
It’s never gonna die.
Never gonna die.

Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road ain’t gonna die.
Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road, it will survive.
Yes it will.

I took a look inside that freezer door,
You asked for somethin’ that isn’t dead.
Well, I asked you if ya wanted chocolate or vanilla,
You said you wanted rocky road instead.

We’re just keepin’ up its future,
We know about its past.
It’ll always be with us.
It’s never gonna die.
Never gonna die.

Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road ain’t gonna die.
Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road is just rocky road.

[guitar solo]

Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road ain’t gonna die.
Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road, it will survive.

Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road, it’ll never die.
Rocky road ain’t noise pollution,
Rocky road…
Ah, rocky road…
Is just rocky road.