Song Parodies -> "Sundae Truck"

Original Song Title:

"Thunderstruck"

Original Performer:

"Sundae Truck"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Juvenile Detention Sundae School 101 (Fahrenheit).
(Keep reading, that intro actually makes sense).

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae!
Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae!

It was hot
I was looking for a cooling snack
(Sundae!)
Heard the sound
And I ran like a crazed maniac
(Sundae!)
I could taste
In my mouth as I persued
(Sundae!)
And I gained
But had no dough, no dough to pay
(Sundae!)

With screaming lungs
Slobber on my shirt
I clasped at my gun
Ripped it out hard

Stole the Sundae Truck!

Raspberry sorbet
In a minute, I gulped it down
Scented some pecan
Yeah, nutswirl and me got a thing
Ate all the whirls
And toppings, it was a cool crime

Freezing like Thule
I'd been a fool
Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm
No mastermind

And it all started an unease
Then an abdomen-freeze
Got to puking unconfined

In the Sundae Truck!
In the truck!
Yeah, yeah, in the truck!
Sundae Truck!

Now I was running out of breeze
But I found the antifreeze

Thunderstruck!
I'm a schmuck!
Eww, eww, eww
Puking guck!
In the truck!
Eww, eww, eww

So eew, what a heist
I'm asinine
The Heat, had me iced
I'm doing time, time, time

Out of luck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Out of luck!
Etc

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Rob Arndt - May 26, 2016 - Report this comment

5s, but you lost me...

Peter Andersson - May 26, 2016 - Report this comment

@ Rob: Young hothead tells the story of how he hijacked an ice cream truck, ate to much, got sick, and got caught. Don't let your knowledge of my approximate real age deflect the narrative - it's a parody song, hence artistic license and all that jazz. Also I googled "sundae truck" and that gave over a thousand hits, most of the top ones ice cream related.

Peter Andersson - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment

This happened for real in Sweden (Stockholm suburb) two days ago. A gang of teenagers robbed the driver for his phone and cash, then stole his ice cream truck. The perps are still at large (and presumed on a sugar high, getting larger by the hour).

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