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Song Parodies -> "Hells Bells (Eastern Lightning version)"
Original Song Title:
"Hells Bells"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Hells Bells (Eastern Lightning version)"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Eastern Lightning is a rapidly growing cult in China that grows its membership by extremely manipulative means: kidnapping, brainwashing, torture and sometimes even seduction. They claim that Jesus has returned as a woman named "Lightning Deng" and she's here to destroy the "Great Red Dragon" (i. e. the Chinese government), and that anyone who refuses to submit to her rule will die violently.
(Church bell tolls 4 times instead of 13 like in the original; 4 is associated with death in Chinese culture).
We're an eastern lightning, a deadly storm
Obey or wish you were never born
Miss Lightning's Jesus and she's back
She's takin' names, she's on the attack
Now you are our prisoner, we spare no lives
Submit to her, or you're gonna die
She's got her bell, she's gonna take you to hell
We're gonna get you, Lightning get you
Hells bells
Yeah, hells bells
Oh can you listen? Hells bells
The Dragon will die, Hells bells
The coming conflagration will kill you for sure
If you don't join up with us and worship Her
See the lightning flashing, it'll be too late
'Cause God was love before, but now she's coming back as hate
Now you are our prisoner, we spare no lives
Join with us, or you're gonna die
She's got her bell, she's gonna take you to hell
We're gonna get you, Lightning get you
Hell's bells; Lightning's coming to you
Hell's Bells, she's ringing them now
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight, yeah
We're an eastern lightning, a deadly storm
Obey or wish you were never born
Miss Lightning's Jesus and she's back
She's takin' names, she's on the attack
Now you are our prisoner, we spare no lives
Submit to her, or you're gonna die
She's got her bell, she's gonna take you to hell
We're gonna get you, Lightning get you
Hells bells
Yeah, hells bells
Oh can you listen? Hells bells
The Dragon will die, Hells bells
The coming conflagration will kill you for sure
If you don't join up with us and worship Her
See the lightning flashing, it'll be too late
'Cause God was love before, but now she's coming back as hate
Now you are our prisoner, we spare no lives
Join with us, or you're gonna die
She's got her bell, she's gonna take you to hell
We're gonna get you, Lightning get you
Hell's bells; Lightning's coming to you
Hell's Bells, she's ringing them now
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high
Hell's Bells, across the sky
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight, yeah
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