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Song Parodies -> "German Leathertoys"

Original Song Title:

"London Leatherboys"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"German Leathertoys"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Get your minds out of the gutter folks, this is not that kind of parody! Sweden is playing Germany tonight in the first elimination round of the Soccer World Cup and the title is a reference to the good old days when footballs where made from good old fashioned leather, not some kind of high tech styrofoam invented by FIFA in a bunker under Berlin. (I hear they call it "V3" because it's so lightweight that it can be kicked all the way to London). Furthermore I choose a song by Accept for this parody because a) they're a German band, and b) tonight Germans will have to accept defeat!
Watching German Soccer, I see a game disgrace
Fans dressed in leather, cops spraying Mace
Yet the German players, they're going all the way
Three times they've had the cup imbed

We're all bored together, from watching all their strife
When they make goals from nothing, feels' stabbed by a knife
Get an urge for kneeling, beer guts oversized
I feel a bloodlust rush to my head

German leathertoys
Gameplan's pressure
Till they've won
Lederhosen boys
Play forever

After all the roaring, the World Cup's often theirs
Girls, men and readers, cry, 'cos they care
We all see the danger, they game becomes to mild
Please stop it Fritz, we've been sedate'

German leathertoys
Gameplan's pressure
Till they've won
Lederhosen boys
Play forever

Boring folks unconscious' they way they stalk their pray
Balls dressed in leather, then'll go their way
They're the German players, and they're not really fast
And tonight Swedes deliver the punch

Deutsche' together - Playing leather
Say what's better?
Being fettered!!!

German leathertoys
Gameplan's pressure
Till they've won
Soccer they've destroyed - 'Snore forever

Repeat chorus x 3
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 4   0
 5   3

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
First I'd like to thank whoever voted 5s on this piece of patriotic optimism. Thank you! :-)

Second I'd like to quote British player Gary Lineker: "Football is a simple game in which 22 players run around after a ball, and in the end Germany always wins." :-(
Stuart McArthur - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
we're playing Italy tonight and all Australia is partying (central city closed for big screen viewing, etc) - I just hope we get through to play Sweden, Peter! - 555

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