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Song Parodies -> "I Demand a Refund!"

Original Song Title:

"Poison Arrow"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Demand a Refund!"

Parody Written by:

Heathcliff the Cat

The Lyrics

Okay, this one's based around getting dodgy goods from a supermarket, demanding money back and getting a half-hearted response. *puts hand up* been there.
When I bought this cake from you
Indeed it looked delicious
Yet when I sliced the sponge in two
I was suspicious
The filling had gone moldy green
I wept with my consumption
Thanks guys, I'm now receiving painful excretions

Who spiked my cake?
You did, you did
Hours on the toilet
Smells rancid, rancid
Guess what's at stake?

I demand a refund for my caaaake!
I demand a refund!
I demand a refund for my caaaake!
I demand a refund!

Last sunday evening i tried out your beer
The effects clear thereafter instilled me with fear
My tongue had gone purple, or violet at best
This drink I deem fit solely for litmus tests!
This is no fantasy!
What I recall is true
So hand over your cash
It's what I expect of you, expect of you

Who spiked my drink?
You did, you did
Hunched over the toilet
Looked stupid, stupid
Guess what's at brink?

I demand a refund for my alcohol!
I demand a refund!
I demand a refund for my alcohol!
I demand a refund!

Who made me spend?
You did, you did
Customer service?
This isn't the end!
It's started!
I'll never be back with a basket or cart!

I demand a refund from your store!
I demand a refund!
I demand a refund from your sto-hor-hore!
I demand a refund!

I demand a refund!

I demand a refund!

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Total Votes: 3

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Cat - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I feel ya, man. A turkey sandwich from a sandwich shop chain that shall remain unnamed gave me the most awful food poisoning for three days back in July. I still want to sue. 555.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody.

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