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Song Parodies -> "Blow Me"

Original Song Title:

"Show Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Blow Me"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Once I loved to make love
But that was be-fore I blew out my mind
With the happy pills meant to cheer me
My libido declined

A funny face, a silly gaffe
The pinstripes on that pink giraffe
Now if you want to make me laugh
All you really have to do is

Blow me, blow me
Blow me one more kiss
Blow me, blow me
Out of this abyss

Blow me, blow me
Up in your explosion
Blow me, blow me down

Now they're lacking a purpose, darling
Some things have gone to sleep
You may restore what was there before
Or it may just lie in a heap

A bust of Pallas with a Chia fro
A raven's call sayin' "Nevermo'"
Dancing round inside your pantyhose
Not so strange if you propose to

Blow me, blow me
Blow me one more kiss
Blow me, blow me
Out of this darkness

Blow me, blow me
Like a double bubble
Blow me, bubble yum

Amore on the breeze, breeze

One kiss is bidden
One kiss for free
Pucker up
Blow it to me

Sharpen your aim
Your target's in place
I won't be happy
Till it hits me in the face

Blow me, blow me
Blow me one more kiss
Blow me, blow me
Till I am breathless

Blow me, blow me
Sailin' on your ocean
Blow me, blow me north

A shipful of cheese
Adrift on your wheeze
Cheese, wheeze

Where are my feelings?
Where is my heart?
Where are the things that won't jump when I start?

Here are my feelings
Here is my heart
Here are the things that your kiss blew apart

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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 5   6

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Rob Arndt - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Between the OS title and yours, I got the wrong impression ;-D 555!
Porfle Popnecker - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I can't imagine why!
martin and lewis - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
check this out
John Barry - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle Popnecker - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm blown away!

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