If you were to borrow my
'97 Yugo
Would I know just where you are
Or just how you go

Then I find you're only
A semi-blind conniver
Hey girl, I thought you were an excellent driver

(Who drove my car)
You did, you did
(Straight to the market)
For Q-Tips, Q-Tips
(Didn't get far)
Blew it, blew it

See that dented fender on my car
See that dented fender
See that dented fender on my car
See that dented fender

No hum in the engine, no spring to the shocks
Dead on arrival, it's up on the blocks
Wide in the fast lane but short on the curbs
What you thought a dragstrip was only the 'burbs

The greatest masterpiece, is an unscratched repaint
You told me you're bright
Yeah, but no, you ain't, no, you ain't

(Who drove my car)
You did, you did
(Straight to the market)
For Q-Tips, Q-Tips
(Didn't get far)
Blew it, blew it

See that dented fender on my car
See that dented fender
See that dented fender on my car
See that dented fender

[MAN]

I thought you were a driver but it seems you can't steer

[WOMAN]

I steer enough to know just where the nearest mall is

(Who drove my car)
You did, you did
(Straight to the market)
For Q-Tips
(Didn't get far)
Yeah, blew it
Off in a flash when you knew you would crash

See that dented fender on my car
See that dented fender
See that dented fender on my cah-hah-har
See that dented fender

Ca-aaa-aaa-aar
See that dented fender
See that dented fender