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Song Parodies -> "Pacemaker, Pacemaker"

Original Song Title:

"Matchmaker, Matchmaker"

Parody Song Title:

"Pacemaker, Pacemaker"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Pacemaker, Pacemaker, set me a pace
Don't let me lose this human race
Pacemaker, Pacemaker, Give, so I'll live
The Maker I must not face

Pacemaker, Pacemaker, please do your best
Helping my heart, pump in my breast
No skip or blip on the Doc's EKG
'Cause living, I wish to be

Computer, so small, a wonder
And a technical life saving thing
Although, my skin, you get under
I'm so thankful for every beat you bring

Pacemaker, Pacemaker, set me a pace
Every three years, bat'try replaced
Day after day, morning, nightime, and noon
Keep keeping my heartbeat in tune

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
well paced
AFW - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin
Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
"Every three years, bat'try replaced" was sublime (what do they open up a little chest door with a Phillips-head?) - great advert this would make too, AFW - oh and kudos for alvin's succinct comment - 555
Kristof Robertson - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Tick...5...tick...5...tick...5...tick...
Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing was good on this one. 5's
AFW - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, Kristof, and Lionel
Weird Bob Schnautz - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
cute!
AFW - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, WBS
tjc - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
It's been years since I've enjoyed anything so much in arrythmic vent-ammeter! Loverly!

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