SARAH SANDERS:

I don't know why I lie for him
Why I do what I do for him
He's deranged, and really strange
For these past two years, when I hear myself
I think I "need some help...."

I don't know why I'm faking this
I can see his stupidity
He's a man.... He's a con man
And he's told so many lies before
His average every day..... is 44.

Can't he tone it down?
Can't he shut his mouth
Why do I still lie once the truth comes out?
No one will hire me after this.........
Once they vote us out

S N L thinks that it's funny
Aidy Bryant does her rendition
Poking fun... at all I've said
So harsh, so cruel, (I) look like a fool
Funny late-night shows embarrass me so

(String Section Solo)

Who'd want to hire me after this????
Once they vote us out
Yet, if he tried to fire me
I'd be loyal. I'd keep silent
I wouldn't mope....won't give up hope

I'd hang my head, and walk away
I'd go get my own show
On the Fox Chan-nell
I sold my soul......for that @$$hole.......