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Song Parodies -> "If I Can't Have Stew"
Original Song Title:
"If I Can't Have You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Yvonne Elliman
Parody Song Title:
"If I Can't Have Stew"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Don't know why,
They contrived up that soup of the day,
What this soup I see called celery?
My money spend,
I'd just like to have some stew with my,
Dinner, that all, with a glass of wine.
Ala carte OK?
I just want a little bowl of stew,
Is there nothing that you can do?
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy with gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-huh, oh,
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy and gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-ho.
Soup's a no, is there something battered you could fry?
Or some meat ball,
Cooked greasily,
That stew I'd love,
Some greens to savor sounds good too,
Hey but off the cuff, I'd like some stew,
Is there nothing that you can do?
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy with gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-huh, oh,
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy and gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-ho.
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy with gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-huh, oh,
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy and gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-ho.
They contrived up that soup of the day,
What this soup I see called celery?
My money spend,
I'd just like to have some stew with my,
Dinner, that all, with a glass of wine.
Ala carte OK?
I just want a little bowl of stew,
Is there nothing that you can do?
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy with gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-huh, oh,
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy and gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-ho.
Soup's a no, is there something battered you could fry?
Or some meat ball,
Cooked greasily,
That stew I'd love,
Some greens to savor sounds good too,
Hey but off the cuff, I'd like some stew,
Is there nothing that you can do?
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy with gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-huh, oh,
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy and gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-ho.
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy with gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-huh, oh,
If I can't have stew,
I'll take hominy and gravy,
If I can't have stew, uh-ho.
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Oh I cant give twos, got to give fives on this song here! Great job, Guy!
Now I'm hungry too... gotta go and grab a sandwich... got some ice cream woo... ah ah ah, oh!
Feels like disco in polyester...hehe 5's (and I'm hungry now)
Very intelligently written, Guy. You sound like a man who knows hominy grits make 5.
Excellent Guy, loved "If I can't have stew, I'll take hominy with gravy"!
Cute & Corny song, Guy! Hominy--- that's a type of corn---right?
Yes Diva, it is usually called grits. Thanks.
ANd thanks all for votes an comments. ;-)
ANd thanks all for votes an comments. ;-)
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