Sneeze, every day
Bleary, the eyeballs that look at you
Do you believe this pollen?
Hankies away
Torn from the constant abuse
As they contain the mucous

Here in my wearyin' throes of hay fever
Blowin' and goin'
Hold down the reflex (outbound, mucous)
Hold back the sneezes that threaten to spew (boogers, will fly)
River running right on out of my nose

How do I breathe?
Teary, I wheeze and seethe, and you will hear me coming
Cold, soggy sleeve
Holds all my nostrils exude
As they produce the goobers

Here in my wearyin' throes of hay fever
Spewin' and gooin'
Hold down the reflex (outbound, mucous)
Hold back the sneezes from showering you (boogers, will fly)
River running right on out of my
Nostils, inflamed
Boogers, will fly
Deluged, in slime
Dah dah dah, dat'n dah, dat-dat-dah

Hold down the reflex
Hold back the impulse to discharge the goo
Warm vaporizer
Fails to restrain the unbroken katchoo

Cats run away
Frightened by my nasal spray
As they avoid the fallout
Cold, soggy sleeve
Nostrils that leak like a sieve
As they produce the mucous
River running right on out of
(Yes, out of my nose)

Nostils, inflamed
Boogers, will fly
Deluged, in slime
Vaporous, riser
Hanky, ranky
Cold sleeve, nose sieve
As one, running
Sneezy, wheezy
Teary, bleary
Head thick, bed sick
Snotties, oozing
Toddies, boozing
NyQuil, cruising